Category: Joke Board
A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has adeeply bruised, black eye. "Heck,
what a coincidence! We both have blackeyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours?" "Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous
blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter.When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a picket to
Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!"The man continues, "What's your story?" The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to
say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' butI accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch."
lol Nice!!! I think I've heard that one before, but I can't think of where. Oh well, it's still really funny. Keepem coming TR!